i am awful at this
starkexpos:

agentsofshieldabc:

The saga that began in Marvel’s The Avengers continues on TV. Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is coming soon to ABC! #CoulsonLives

HOLY SHIT.
They paid for a tumblr ad. It’s like YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW US. We promote this for you for FREE, guys. Trust us, you gave us back Phil. We’ll GIVE YOU THE WORLD.

starkexpos:

agentsofshieldabc:

The saga that began in Marvel’s The Avengers continues on TV. Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is coming soon to ABC! #CoulsonLives

HOLY SHIT.

They paid for a tumblr ad. It’s like YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW US. We promote this for you for FREE, guys. Trust us, you gave us back Phil. We’ll GIVE YOU THE WORLD.



elasticitymudflap:


scribble-mode:


misspumpkiin:


tsukikoneko:


I-I…


omfg










bipity bopity do motherfuckers welcome to the matrix 

bipity bopity do motherfuckers welcome to the matrix 

i swear i keep finding out that children’s television did more subliminally to teach me about the real world than all of my education 

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

image

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

putain de brûlure française malade chaud, mother fucker

mitunas-choice-rump:

What you are getting!

- A Nitendo DSi 
- A choice of 6 of the shown DS games! 
- A Kodak Camera!
- 60 USD to spend on anything you want on the internet!
- 20 bottles of 16oz faygo! 
- and 2 lbs of your favorite kind of candy!

Rules 
- Okay so this is a give away for my followers so you must be following me! 
- The give away will end on my birthday, July 19th! 
- I will ship any where in the world 
- Gotta have your ask box open  
 

Good Luck! 

you forgot the crying

adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

somebody edit like a pentagram into the middle with cat satan coming out

adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

somebody edit like a pentagram into the middle with cat satan coming out

fandomsandfeminism:

sebuttstian:

storieswithinastory:

If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.

if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.

If you’re “mature” enough to eat, you’re mature enough to get food poisoning. Going to the hospital isn’t an option. 

if your “mature” enough to act like a bitch your mature enough to die like a bitch dignity isn’t an option

upperstories:

sir-topham-hatt:

Is it just me or does this design for the Xbox 720 look like Wheatley

You philistine that is a Game Sphere.

GAME SPHERE

da-strider:

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF HAS UPDATED

I REPEAT

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF HAS UPDATED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT ITTTTTTSSSSSSS BAAAAACCCCCCKKKK!!!!