bipity bopity do motherfuckers welcome to the matrix
i swear i keep finding out that children’s television did more subliminally to teach me about the real world than all of my education
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
putain de brûlure française malade chaud, mother fucker
adriofthedead:
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE
somebody edit like a pentagram into the middle with cat satan coming out
fandomsandfeminism:
sebuttstian:
storieswithinastory:
If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.
If you’re “mature” enough to eat, you’re mature enough to get food poisoning. Going to the hospital isn’t an option.
if your “mature” enough to act like a bitch your mature enough to die like a bitch dignity isn’t an option
da-strider:
HYPERBOLE AND A HALF HAS UPDATED
I REPEAT
HYPERBOLE AND A HALF HAS UPDATED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT ITTTTTTSSSSSSS BAAAAACCCCCCKKKK!!!!