The saga that began in Marvel’s The Avengers continues on TV. Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is coming soon to ABC! #CoulsonLives
They paid for a tumblr ad. It’s like YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW US. We promote this for you for FREE, guys. Trust us, you gave us back Phil. We’ll GIVE YOU THE WORLD.
bipity bopity do motherfuckers welcome to the matrix
i swear i keep finding out that children’s television did more subliminally to teach me about the real world than all of my education
putain de brûlure française malade chaud, mother fucker
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
What you are getting!
- A Nitendo DSi
- A choice of 6 of the shown DS games!
- A Kodak Camera!
- 60 USD to spend on anything you want on the internet!
- 20 bottles of 16oz faygo!
- and 2 lbs of your favorite kind of candy!
- Okay so this is a give away for my followers so you must be following me!
- The give away will end on my birthday, July 19th!
- I will ship any where in the world
- Gotta have your ask box open
somebody edit like a pentagram into the middle with cat satan coming out
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＩＳ ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ
if your “mature” enough to act like a bitch your mature enough to die like a bitch dignity isn’t an option
If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.
If you’re “mature” enough to eat, you’re mature enough to get food poisoning. Going to the hospital isn’t an option.
Is it just me or does this design for the Xbox 720 look like Wheatley
You philistine that is a Game Sphere.